How My Parking Ticket Went Down

It was just like this, I swear:

I want that final scream as a ringtone.

Zach Galifianakis Interviews Jon Hamm

And he made me laugh, even though I’m still seething over my $45 parking ticket.

I was so close to not getting it, too. I walked out of the coffee shop and the meter jerk was slinking away. I’m not exaggerating, the man was slinking, sneaking, skulking away from the scene to his metermobile. [...]