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Obama State Dinner LOLCat

Marcus — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:52:37 +0000

A couple of things prevent this from being a viral-worthy powerhouse. First, I should have made it several days ago, when the news of the Salahis crashing the first Obama White House State Dinner was fresh. Second, if I had found a picture with two cats, it would have been more evocative. And, I guess, third, it’s a tiny bit sad that Socks, the cat in the photo, of course, died in February.

But still, I’ve never made one before, and didn’t see anything like it when I was Googling around, so here it is.

Dan Meth on Google’s Street View Car

Marcus — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:11:50 +0000

The hilariously goofy animator gives us his take on what goes on inside the cars with the surround-view cameras on top that snap photos of the world from its roads.

Breckin Meyer Parodies Perez Hilton

Marcus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:44:00 +0000

Here’s a response to the shouty vlog post Perez Hilton put up a couple of days ago, wherein Breckin Meyer, Robot Chicken writer and capable actor, talks about his kerfuffle with Zac Efron during the Robot Chicken Skate Party:

More proof that Hilton is a giant douche, and Zac Efron is the coolest guy in Hollywood.

Best Wedding Video Ever

Marcus — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:12:43 +0000

This is genius. This is a reason to have a wedding, just to be able to do the video.

Brian & Eileen’s Wedding Music Video. from LOCKDOWN projects on Vimeo.

via Waxy.

Straight Talk with Carson Kressley

Marcus — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:52:26 +0000

Carson gives the pitch for his course teaching gays how to tolerate straight small talk.

Zac Efron’s Pool Party

Marcus — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:55:44 +0000

“Zefron, 3 Million, that’s all I need!”

Zac Efron’s Pool Party from Zac Efron

Zac doesn’t take himself too seriously, which just makes him all the more charming. Mouseover (or click) the link for the credits, it’s a killer cast.

Parry Gripp, Humping on John Stamos’ Leg

Marcus — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:21:27 +0000

Because who wouldn’t?

[video from Free Radio on VH1]

Super Soaker Fail

Marcus — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:13:58 +0000

An unintentional (I hope) visual double-entendre makes this spot for the Super-Soaker-branded Oozinator cringingly funny. Yes, the ad came out in 2006, but I completely missed it then, and it’s still unbelievable this passed Hasbro QA. A couple of cut edits and this could be euro-porn.

Wow. Just, wow.

Queers Control the Weather!

Marcus — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:22:56 +0000

Duhn-duhn-duhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A group called the National Organization for Marriage (NOM? They know about the internet meme they’re conflating, right?) has an unintentionally hilarious ad out whining about not being able to discriminate as they please. It’s not quite as funny as a Glenn Beck rant, but good for quite a few laughs.

HRC has a page that eviscerates their weird lies.

Film Shoot, Day Two

Marcus — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:39:27 +0000

Guess where I was today?