Academy Awards: Live Blogging the Mess, er, the Excess

5:20pm Yay! Jack Black plays it humble and goofy. ME: Hahaha! Isn’t he great? MORGAN: He looks terrible.

5:31pm. Hugh Jackman, stop it. You can’t get any hotter. Cripes.

5:40 Is Angelina Jolie wearing one of those giant candy rings?

5:44 JAMES: Whoopi looks terrible.

5:48 Penelope Cruz = Best Supporting for Vicky Christina Barcelona, [...]