Parry Gripp, Humping on John Stamos’ Leg

Because who wouldn’t? [video from Free Radio on VH1]

Ever Find One of Those Unfinished Novels Lying Around?

I just came across one. It’s pretty awful, but there are some bits here and there I like, so why not. Here are the first two chapters of the ‘A’ story. I chopped out Chapter 2, first of the ‘B’ story, because its plot is blatantly stolen from Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon. That’s what I get [...]

On the Phone

“Yeah, I got them, but they only had the red ones, not the green.” “I asked the guy, but he didn’t have any.” “No, I didn’t make him go back and check. What’s wrong with you?” “Okay, sorry, sorry. Sorry.” “I said sorry. No I don’t think it’s funny.” “I got the candle, too. Listen, [...]

Lower Extremity

Plato stared into the thick light that oozed into his room. He had worked out nearly all the dialogues here, though he didn’t write most of them himself. He preferred to have one of his students with him for that purpose, once he felt he’d thought through a subject enough. He was forever staring into [...]

With Nothing to Prove, Will You Be My Honey?