Another Hollywood Audition

I’ve been to this building before, auditioning for a voice part on a film about Columbine. Fortunately, it was Sunday, so parking was no problem. I walked in, signed my name, and grabbed the sides, as this was a cold reading. I hate those. I don’t understand what the director and/or producer think they gain [...]

Celebrity Dream: Ashton Kutcher Gets Grabby

I was checking my iPhone a lot in the dream, since email kept coming in and pinging me. Ashton Kutcher was around, for some reason, and a bit of a motivational maven, a low-grade Tony Robbins. I was in a big bedroom, I don’t know whose, but possibly it was Demi’s. Ashton grabbed my phone [...]

Micky’s Outing

Micky’s bar burned down over a year ago. This month, the newly renovated Micky’s reopened. Lots of frosted glass and steel, along with the requisite colored accent lighting, filled the place. I went with Dennis, along with Chelsea & Alistair, who had just moved into their new place in the Hollywood Hills. We just went [...]

Jack Bauer Appreciation Society

Another 24 night, though I was a bit wary after last week’s plot developments. 24 will have to work pretty hard to pull off a satisfying ending this season, if you ask me. The main story was mostly resolved, and this new twist feels tacked on. But it’s still fun to watch Kiefer Sutherland do [...]

Nothing’s Happening

I’ve had no auditions since wrapping the short film. My intuition tells me I’m doing something wrong, and should fix it. But intuition isn’t always right, and it’s likely just a random break, for no reason. My headshots are the same, my resume has one more credit on it, and submissions are still being sent. [...]

Slo-Mo Always Works

When the blogging gets tough, the tough blog mesmerizing slow motion videos with fire and half-naked people in them.

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

Zac Efron’s Pool Party

“Zefron, 3 Million, that’s all I need!”

Zac Efron’s Pool Party from Zac Efron

 

Zac doesn’t take himself too seriously, which just makes him all the more charming. Mouseover (or click) the link for the credits, it’s a killer cast.

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Parry Gripp, Humping on John Stamos’ Leg

Because who wouldn’t?

[video from Free Radio on VH1]

Audition in Valencia

I don’t have much to say about this one, except that I was a bit late due to, not one, but two accidents on the 5 that had been cleared, but still had the residual slow traffic remaining. Still, it was easy to get in and out of Cal Arts, and the director turned out [...]

Super Soaker Fail

An unintentional (I hope) visual double-entendre makes this spot for the Super-Soaker-branded Oozinator cringingly funny. Yes, the ad came out in 2006, but I completely missed it then, and it’s still unbelievable this passed Hasbro QA. A couple of cut edits and this could be euro-porn.

Wow. Just, wow.

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