The Nirvana Baby Is Still Jailbait
Well, I don’t feel too old just yet. Spencer Elden, whose penis we’ve all seen, is still underage. And he’s milking his tiny sliver of fame for all its worth, every chance he gets. Nice work, kid, even as a self-serving coattail rider, you’re still way more appealing than Courtney Love.
And, since we’ve all seen the front, here’s the rear for completion’s sake:
